I'm jealous of your bromance
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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