Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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