are you so shy because you have an std?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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