this boner is exhausting
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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