Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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