What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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