have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Your cock deserves a montage
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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