i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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