I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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