There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You need a sexual gate keeper
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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