I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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