We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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