So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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