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I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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