I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
