I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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