You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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