We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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