I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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