There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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