you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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