so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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