you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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