Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wat bout pragnant strippers??
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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