question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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