David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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