my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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