I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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