what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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