He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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