oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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