I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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