what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
