Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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