what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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