we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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