Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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