how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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