I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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