Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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