Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we made out on top of his cat.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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