they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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