Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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