iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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