Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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