dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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