he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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