Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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