Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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