Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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