just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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