do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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